Category: Movie Review

Dimitri shares his thoughts on the new movies opening in theatres as well as new DVD releases, long forgotten classics, and hidden gems from the vault.

Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 4.0

Trance (2013)

In the era of the geek and insider entertainment blogs, we hear this kind of thing all the time: “X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) wouldn’t…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 1.0

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Some motion pictures challenge their viewers. Others comfort them. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen does neither, assaulting the audience with its empty characterisation, raucous incoherence,…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 1.5

Transporter 3 (2008)

After the stupid yet charming The Transporter (2002) and the misguided The Transporter 2 (2005) comes Transporter 3, which presumably dropped the definite article in…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 4.0

Trick ‘r Treat (2007)

The best way to tell a scary yarn is to approach it like one does a raunchy joke: focus on the build-up, tease the audience…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 4.0

Tron (1982)

Aside from a brief affair with the TRS-80, I didn’t get much exposure to computers growing up. This later came as a tremendous source of…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 4.5

Tron Legacy (2010)

Tron: Legacy works as both a remake and a sequel, which explains why the graphics at the beginning read “Tron” while the end credits list…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 1.5

Tusk (2014)

What with filmmakers catering more and more to the geek community by way of post-credit Easter eggs, obscure continuity nods, and incessant pop culture references,…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 3.5

Twilight (2008)

Nature’s a funny thing. As some of you know, I have a penis, which means it’s a matter of primal law that I reject the…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 5.0

Up (2009)

I dare you to watch the first fifteen minutes of Up and not bawl your eyes out. After introducing us to Ellie and Carl (Ed…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 3.0

Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (2005)

Urban Legends: Bloody Mary gets a bit defensive about the originality of its title character, a malevolent spirit summoned whenever her name is uttered three…

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