Contributor Picks: Horrifying High School Experiences

Forget Frankenstein’s monster, vampires, mummies, and werewolves. Nothing scares our socks off more than a mob of hormone-fueled teenagers on the prowl. To commemorate Kimberly Pierce’s remake of Carrie (2013), our contributors recommend four oeuvres relating to horrifying high school experiences.


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Dimitri’s Pick:
Heathers (1988)

I admire Kimberly Peirce for bringing back Carrie to the public consciousness. Many will argue that the tale of a disenfranchised youth unleashing her fury on her classmates has no place in a post Columbine world, but, to me, that’s like burying your head in the sand and scolding those who dare to study the danger ahead. After all, exploring the horrors our children face isn’t the same as exploiting them, and so I’ve chosen as my recommendation a satire that earns most of its poignancy from plunging headfirst into “bad taste”. I’m referring to 1988’s Heathers, which tells of a teenage couple, Veronica (Winona Ryder) and JD (Christian Slater), who set out to murder their school’s popular clique.

Be warned: Michael Lehmann’s cult classic features imagery that would send chills down any responsible parent’s spine: kids torturing their friends, killing their rivals, committing suicide, and setting explosives at a school assembly. Beneath this deliberately shocking artifice, though, lies a genuine discussion of how we can improve our children’s environment. You see, JD believes the only way out is to wipe out the top of the social food chain, but taking down a corrupt leader doesn’t mean a better one will take his or her place. Rather, Heathers makes the compelling argument that the culture itself needs to change. This, by the way, applies to far more than just high school politics.


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Kazim’s Pick:
Saved! (2004)

Growing up, I had an intimate knowledge of the Catholic education system, what with my going to church every Sunday and all my brothers and cousins attending private school. I knew that the atmosphere could get bizarrely vicious when matters of faith were involved, something that had less to do with religion itself than the way it’d get manipulated within the teenage jungle. As such, I kind of relate to Brian Dannelly’s Saved!, about a girl (Jena Malone) who gets pregnant after sacrificing her virginity to “save” her gay boyfriend (Chad Faust). I’ve never gone through anything like that, of course, but the way her peers harass her, especially Hilary Faye (Mandy Moore), echoes a lot of my friends and family’s stories.

The satirical comedy really looks at the hypocrisy of kids like Hilary Faye, how they use religion to undermine those who are different, but it does so in a smart and fun way, making sure to provide a complete picture. There are scenes, for example, in which the villainess prays in absolute earnest to try and be the best Christian she can possibly be, completely unaware that her actions are, in fact, very unchristian. Saved! isn’t an attack on faith, you see. It’s more to do with the way the notion is used to either bring people together or ostracise them, which is a typical teenage issue.


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Christopher’s Pick:
Easy A (2010)

Those of you who’ve stuck around the site long enough have surely figured out that I don’t care for the horror genre. As a father, I well know that a child is not always innocent, but to see them as wholly lacking in empathy, to dip into what I can only call evil, does horrify me. Lynne Ramsay’s disturbingly haunting movie We Need to Talk about Kevin (2011) approaches the issue well. However, ever the optimist, I’ll pretend that such phenomena are rare and that my recycling habit is helping the world.

The real, pressing, and omnipresent horror of high school is the suffocating peer pressure we take for the norm. There’s no getting away from it. It just is because kids will be kids. However, kids can turn into mobs, and their scorn can be scary, taking the form of bullying at its worst. As such, I’ll draw attention to 2010’s Easy A, a sly reinvention of The Scarlet Letter in which Emma Stone navigates the high school jungle after accidently earning the reputation of being “easy”. The film deals with moral pressure on the one hand and with the cruelty of teen clicks on the other, as sarcasm and comedy take a turn for the horrific.


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Nick’s Pick:
Diplomacy (1959)

My contributor pick will be a first for Idiomanic, as I’m recommending a board game. Consider it a video game for when the power goes out. When I was in high school, my friends and I spent many afternoons playing Diplomacy, and it almost always ended in a giant, immature blowout. You see, like in Risk, the goal of the game is global conquest. However, the randomness of dice rolls is replaced by treaties and secret dealings, making it impossible to go solo and prevail. This, in turn, invites the other side of the coin that is teamwork: backstabbing.

As there can be only one winner, knowing when to screw your allies, intentionally or “accidentally”, is quite important. That’s where the drama comes in. Vindictive or over-competitive players never let betrayals go, and you usually end up hearing about your playful misdeeds days after the game has ended. If you’re looking to spend a fun evening with a few easygoing friends, Diplomacy is the perfect game for you, but heed my warning: choose wisely with whom you play, as a well-earned victory may end in Facebook unfriendings or being branded as #dead_to_me on Twitter.

Various Contributors
Dimitri A.C. Ly
Editor in Chief / Movie Critic: When he started this site, Dimitri never thought he'd be writing blurbs about himself in the third person. In his other life, he works as a writer, translator, and editor for various publications in print and online. His motto is, "Have pen, will travel."
Kazim Mohammed
Podcaster / Guest Contributor
What can be said of a lass who dresses as a Hobbit and goes on adventures with her woodland companion, Hegemon the Vampire Hedgehog? To paraphrase Popeye, she is what she is, and if you thought that was Descartes, you have been misinformed.
Chris Duncan
Podcaster / Guest Contributor
With a sordid past involving illustrations, libraries, and subtitles, Chris has reinvented himself as a specialist in the liberal insertion of puns. Like anyone working with words, he hides an embarrassing novel in his drawer but not in his drawers.
Nick Ouellette
Podcaster / Guest Contributor
Nicolas or, as his friends like to call him, Dr Nick has a PhD in physics as well as an unhealthy obsession with video games. He won the 2006 Nininger Award for his work in astrophysics and hates vegetarians as a general rule.