Contributor Picks: Long-Ass Series

With every studio vying for the next big franchise, it seems we’re entering a new age of cinematic serials. As such, our contributors have gathered to recommend four great series that have produced more entries than anyone would’ve deemed reasonable.


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Nick’s Pick:
Warcraft (1994-Present)

I dedicate this recommendation to a franchise that has kept me entertained for eighteen years: Warcraft, which provided me with many a fun night as a series of real-time strategy games but then really captured my heart by joining the massively multiplayer online (MMO) market and adding “World of” in front of its title. What first hit me when I started playing World of Warcraft is how easy the MMO was by the standards of its time: food was not necessary for your character to live; death incurred no penalty; and mobs stopped giving chase if players ran away. Despite this, the game proved enormous fun, owing in part to its breathtaking graphics and animation. The cartoonish way the characters move around was such a nice change of pace from the failed realism of older titles in the genre.

What’s more, you’re always kept moving, with new quests and storylines regularly added as you level up your character in a quick, straightforward manner. First, there was The Burning Crusade, which allowed players to boldly cross the Dark Portal and venture in the orcs’ home world. The next extension, Wrath of the Lich King, pit you against Arthas and his army of undead minions. Then came Cataclysm, wherein Deathwing the Destroyer stayed true to his name. And finally, this year saw the release of Mists of Pandaria, which invites you to play as an animal that sits on its ass all day, eating bamboo. To think I may never have gone on all these adventures if Blizzard Entertainment hadn’t given me access to the beta version of World of Warcraft back in 2005. I like it when people give me free stuff, and I always remember it. Hint, hint.


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Christopher’s Pick:
Dave Robicheaux Mysteries (1987-2013)

Recently, The New Yorker published an extended essay titled “Why: The Fiction of Life and Death”. In it, literary critic James Wood discusses how the novel struggles with its formal limitations, touching on the question of “Why?” from which every novel draws dramatic tension, since it can never be resolved to perfect satisfaction. Over the course of twenty novels spanning nearly thirty years, James Lee Burke has been chasing that very same question through the eyes New Orleans detective and recovering alcoholic Dave Robicheaux.

In his essay, Wood quotes Nabokov, who claimed that his characters were his slaves. It seems doubtful that Burke would make the same statement. In between Neon Rain in 1987 and this year’s Light of the World, Dave Robicheaux has aged in real time, likely surprising Burke along the way and, in so doing, providing a reason for the writer to keep returning to the series. After all, the why of death, life, meaning, good, and, of course, evil, constitutes the realm of the mystery novel at its most fundamental.


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Frank’s Pick:
Doctor Who (1963-Present)

Success is a fickle mistress when it comes to television. Series rarely exceed more than a few seasons, save for genres where a revolving cast is to be expected, like in reality shows. Scripted dramas are more susceptible to the vagaries of the audience and bleed ratings when a popular actor leaves for the big screen or writers opt for improbable plots twist that combine water-skis, death-defying stunts, and carnivorous sea life. That’s why the recent fiftieth anniversary of Doctor Who stands out as a landmark achievement. When it first aired, few expected the British series about an eccentric time-traveling alien to last very long, let alone become a fixture of British pop culture.

Tiptoeing between child-like whimsy and eerie space horror, the show pioneered a convenient gimmick: the “regeneration” of the Doctor, which allowed producers to recast the main actor every few years and endure. After a long hiatus interrupted only by an ill-fated TV movie in 1996, the modern era of Doctor Who kicked off in 2005 with updated effects and production values. The writers, self-avowed worshipers of the source material, continue to build on the complex mythology while keeping the writing fresh and accessible to new viewers. If you haven’t done so yet, it’s high time to give the madman and his blue box a try.


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Dimitri’s Pick:
Zatôichi (1962-2010)

Last year, everyone made a big deal out of James Bond reaching his fiftieth anniversary on the big screen, with no less than twenty-three films under his laser-equipped belt. That’s a remarkable achievement no matter how you slice it, which makes Japan’s Zatôichi all the more impressive, what with it counting twenty-eight theatrical releases, an American remake, a spinoff, and a five-year television series. For those keeping track, that totals just under 130 different adventures starring the blind masseur turned champion of justice.

Though the franchise has been around since 1962, my favourite instalment consists of the 2003 reboot The Blind Swordsman: Zatôichi, written by, directed by, and starring Kitano Takeshi. Brimming with gorgeous imagery and poetic twists, the film tells of our hero’s encounter with a former samurai and two geishas who seek to avenge their parents’ murder. As he tries to liberate a small town from local bandits, secrets are revealed, and blood is forever shed, but the spirit of Zatôichi remains intact, proving that, even after half a century, a series can remain as fresh as when it first started.

Various Contributors
Frank Pominville
Podcaster / Guest Contributor
Known as the Funky Chicken, Frank has been on the Internet since 1996. When he isn't rambling on our podcast, the cyber-librarian tames electrons for his municipal book repository. He is brought to you by the letter Q and the number three.
Chris Duncan
Podcaster / Guest Contributor
With a sordid past involving illustrations, libraries, and subtitles, Chris has reinvented himself as a specialist in the liberal insertion of puns. Like anyone working with words, he hides an embarrassing novel in his drawer but not in his drawers.
Nick Ouellette
Podcaster / Guest Contributor
Nicolas or, as his friends like to call him, Dr Nick has a PhD in physics as well as an unhealthy obsession with video games. He won the 2006 Nininger Award for his work in astrophysics and hates vegetarians as a general rule.
Dimitri A.C. Ly
Editor in Chief / Movie Critic: When he started this site, Dimitri never thought he'd be writing blurbs about himself in the third person. In his other life, he works as a writer, translator, and editor for various publications in print and online. His motto is, "Have pen, will travel."