After spending years ignoring angry rants about Batman’s alleged sexuality, I thought I’d take another gander at the site’s virtual mail bag. As demonstrated below, I mostly found spam. Web addresses were removed to avoid giving spammers free advertisement.
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Don’t contradict with some jealousy at not being supposed a good walker. “Oh, yes, he did not seem to want to be near enough for conversation. From the moment of this girl’s birth, child, I should like to join you very much, I am very fond of a long walk.” I intend to be her friend. I intend to be her godmother.
I can’t say I’ve ever been all that curious where people get their medicine, but I thank you for the information. I should however point out that I don’t consider man’s care an affliction or a disorder. The implication strikes me as rather homophobic. As for your final paragraph, I’m not sure unsettling potential customers with surrealist prose is the best sales strategy, but don’t you give up on your dream to become that girl’s friendly godmother, Todd.
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Thanks for writing. When I read your first line, I thought this was a petition, and I couldn’t figure out why you would oppose the durability of a Rolex. Anyway, I don’t fully understand how “perfectly accurate” can constitute less than 100% or how 98% can be considered “all proper markings”, but here’s what I really want to know: why would your walking around with an expensive purse make me want to buy a watch from you?
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Unfortunately, no article about the Euro currency is planned at this time, Profit. Though I can tell your enthusiasm, what with the uppercase letters and exclamation points, I’m just not sure how I feel about readers giving me homework.
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Depressed dreams and nightmares, Louisa was now recovering apace. Her mother could even think of her. The Wallises, she had amusement in understanding them. Lady Dalrymple, I had the return of day, noon, after noon, evening, being able to join their party at home, before her brothers and sisters, when the boys played in the churchyard, and I watched them.
It’s funny you should mention this, Lloyd, because Todd was just telling me the exact same thing. That’s quite a coincidence, isn’t it? Anyway, I’m glad to hear Louisa is doing better. She was terrific in Jane Austen’s Persuasion.
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Barry, I’m afraid I can’t accept any proposal until somebody explains to me just what an organic ranking is meant to be. Is it a measurement of the living tissue on my website (I’m pretty sure that amounts to zero), or is it a genetically-engineered abomination born of the fusion of ranking DNA with armadillo stem cells, the product of science gone mad and boundless human arrogance? Come to think of it, is anyone regulating the organic quality of your rankings? For all I know, you could be growing your organic rankings in the same fields as your regular rankings, using the same chemical products, and then slapping an “organic” label on the package to sell them at twice the price.
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You can’t fool me, Neal. You may have used a different e-mail account, a different name, and a different font (the original e-mail was in Calibri), but I know you’re really Barry… Or maybe Barry is really you. Never mind. The point is that you guys offer the same service and have the exact same address, and if you’re not the same person, you really need to coordinate better. Besides, “no” means “no”, Neal… Or Barry.
Well, I better quit while I’m ahead. Please don’t hesitate to write in, folks!