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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 2.5

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012)

Five movies in, I finally get what The Twilight Saga is all about. Folk have made a big deal out of its promoting abstinence, and,…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 3.0

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011)

One day, they’re going to milk the cow so dry grade schools will give out pasteurised bovine spit at recess. Allow me to explain. Once…

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