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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 3.5

Drive Angry (2011)

Ever wanted to see Bella’s dad (Billy Burke) in Twilight (2008) lead a satanic cult, kill a bunch of people, and coerce a young mother…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 1.0

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

Some of you may remember I quite liked the first Twilight (2008) movie and thought Catherine Hardwicke did an excellent job adapting what seemed to…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 3.5

Twilight (2008)

Nature’s a funny thing. As some of you know, I have a penis, which means it’s a matter of primal law that I reject the…

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