Tag: Horror

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The Dumbest Way to Die in Shocker

Which scary movie victim had it better than real-life convicts? Find out in this episode of Dumb Ways to Die as I review Wes Craven’s…

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Don’t F with the Original: The Thing

Ain’t no thing like The Thing, not even The Thing! To commemorate the release of The Thing (2011) on DVD, Nick and Dimitri compare and contrast John Carpenter’s classic remake of

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Don’t F with the Original: The Amityville Horror

Stretching the definition of “based on a true story”! To commemorate the release of The Amityville Horror: The Lost Tapes (2014) in select cities, Nick and Dimitri review

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Trailer: Hudson Horror Show 9

The trailer for the Hudson Horror Show 9 is out. Tell us what you think! Okay, seriously, how much fun was that? I love it…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 2.5

Deliver Us from Evil (2014)

I’ve expressed in the past my dislike of scary movies “based on real events”. Meant to further our suspension of disbelief, the conceit actually limits…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 4.0

Warlock: The Armageddon

They just don’t make movies like this anymore. Whether taken as a direct sequel to Steve Miner’s Warlock (1989) or a full reboot of the…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 2.0

Music Store Massacre (2014)

Contrary to what Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez would have us believe, the essence of exploitation cinema lies in the filmmakers’ reckless abandon, not their…

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The Dumbest Ways to Die in Warlock: The Armageddon

Which scary movie victim inadvertently agreed to promote gay pride in museums? Find out in this episode of Dumb Ways to Die as I compare…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 5.0

The Prophecy (1995)

Almost ten years ago, in my review of Constantine (2005), I coined the term “theological thriller” in reference to scary movies that draw inspiration from…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 2.5

The Quiet Ones (2014)

Somebody’s finally figured it out: the first-person camera isn’t a genre; it’s a narrative tool. Ever since The Blair Witch Project (1999), which didn’t come…

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