Tag: Melissa Rosenberg

Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 2.5

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012)

Five movies in, I finally get what The Twilight Saga is all about. Folk have made a big deal out of its promoting abstinence, and,…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 3.0

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011)

One day, they’re going to milk the cow so dry grade schools will give out pasteurised bovine spit at recess. Allow me to explain. Once…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 3.5

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

Let’s cut to the chase. Is The Twilight Saga: Eclipse any good? Well, sort of. Twilight (2008) was a solid movie. Its first sequel, New…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 1.0

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

Some of you may remember I quite liked the first Twilight (2008) movie and thought Catherine Hardwicke did an excellent job adapting what seemed to…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 3.5

Twilight (2008)

Nature’s a funny thing. As some of you know, I have a penis, which means it’s a matter of primal law that I reject the…

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