Category: Verdict: 0.5

The piece is morally reprehensible. The people behind it should take a long look in the mirror.

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A Cinderella Story: Once Upon a Song (2011)

I didn’t think one could do much worse than Another Cinderella Story (2008), the abysmally redundant sequel to A Cinderella Story (2004), but now…

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Paranoia (2013)

In describing Paranoia, I suppose I could deprecate its uninspired plot about a struggling software engineer coerced into industrial espionage, or I could bemoan…

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Robocop 3 (1993)

I’m always a bit shocked when reminded that Robocop 3 was released in theatres. The second perfunctory follow-up to Paul Verhoeven’s Robocop (1987) has…

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The Pink Panther 2 (2009)

As a disclaimer, I should recount my deplorable experience trying to review The Pink Panther 2. I wasn’t allowed at the press screening, so…

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