Category: Verdict: 1.0
The piece is incompetent drivel. Everything about it is either amateurish or just plain stupid.
Another Cinderella Story (2008)
Let’s face it. You don’t watch a movie called Another Cinderella Story for innovation and compelling drama. As its title indicates, the teen rom-com…
Bully (2012)
It occurs to me that we as a society no longer care for facts. Even when investigating a particular topic, we tend to comfort…
Dark Ride (2006)
It occurred to me while I was watching Dark Ride that it’d be unfair to fault the film for being stupid and exploitative. After…
Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
I’ll grant this much to the sixth instalment of A Nightmare on Elm Street: the perfunctory sequel does what it says on the tin….
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)
I don’t envy the makers of Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, the sequel to a critical flop based on a comic book that’s been…
Gut (2012)
Some may find it odd that I keep bringing up my irrational love for B-level entertainment, yet seldom mention low-budget independent cinema. After all,…
Hellraiser: Judgment (2018)
With Dimension Films and the Weinstein Company soon to be gutted for parts, it seems safe to assume that Hellraiser: Judgment will close out…
Heroes 4.14: Close to You
Hiro: “Uh-oh. Nap time for Sancho.” I know how Sancho feels. It’s ironic, really. In the last couple years, my biggest qualm with Heroes…
Heroes 4.17: The Wall
Lauren: “What did the world ever do to you?” Samuel: “It should have treated me better.” What the devil happened? The last two chapters,…
High Tension (2003)
Director: Alexandre Aja Warning: Like the movie it reviews, this article uses tasteless images for no reason at all. Bear with me. I’m going…
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