Category: Verdict: 1.0

The piece is incompetent drivel. Everything about it is either amateurish or just plain stupid.

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Another Cinderella Story (2008)

Let’s face it. You don’t watch a movie called Another Cinderella Story for innovation and compelling drama. As its title indicates, the teen rom-com…

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Bully (2012)

It occurs to me that we as a society no longer care for facts. Even when investigating a particular topic, we tend to comfort…

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Dark Ride (2006)

It occurred to me while I was watching Dark Ride that it’d be unfair to fault the film for being stupid and exploitative. After…

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Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

I’ll grant this much to the sixth instalment of A Nightmare on Elm Street: the perfunctory sequel does what it says on the tin….

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Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)

I don’t envy the makers of Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, the sequel to a critical flop based on a comic book that’s been…

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Gut (2012)

Some may find it odd that I keep bringing up my irrational love for B-level entertainment, yet seldom mention low-budget independent cinema. After all,…

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Hellraiser: Judgment (2018)

With Dimension Films and the Weinstein Company soon to be gutted for parts, it seems safe to assume that Hellraiser: Judgment will close out…

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Heroes 4.14: Close to You

Hiro: “Uh-oh. Nap time for Sancho.” I know how Sancho feels. It’s ironic, really. In the last couple years, my biggest qualm with Heroes…

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Heroes 4.17: The Wall

Lauren: “What did the world ever do to you?” Samuel: “It should have treated me better.” What the devil happened? The last two chapters,…

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High Tension (2003)

Director: Alexandre Aja Warning: Like the movie it reviews, this article uses tasteless images for no reason at all. Bear with me. I’m going…

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