Category: Verdict: 1.0
The piece is incompetent drivel. Everything about it is either amateurish or just plain stupid.
Lucky 13 (2004)
Lucky 13 is so spectacularly inept I had to read the back of the DVD case to figure out just what the movie is…
Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil (1992)
I mentioned in my review of Prom Night III: The Last Kiss (1990) the oddity of a horror franchise starting off with a hit,…
Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)
A friend once forced me to watch over two hours of cut scenes from the 2008 shoot ‘em up Devil May Cry 4. Though…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Long-time readers know that, despite my hosting a show called Don’t F with the Original, I generally don’t mind remakes and revivals putting their…
Terra Nova 1.01: Genesis
I don’t get people’s fascination with dinosaurs. I’ve slept through Jurassic Park (1993) three times in my life and have yet to see
The Apparition (2012)
I usually try to avoid trailers before seeing a movie for fear that they might spoil important plot details or gear my expectations the…
The Box (2009)
Based on the short story “Button, Button” by Richard Matheson, or rather the famous Twilight Zone episode adapted from it, Richard Kelly’s The Box…
The Divergent Series: Insurgent (2015)
Some of you may recall that I liked Divergent (2014) if not for its hackneyed plot, then for its world building. The film fully…
The Final Destination (2009)
I’ve got to hand it to the creative minds behind The Final Destination. So far, every chapter in the (as opposed to the The)…
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
Some of you may remember I quite liked the first Twilight (2008) movie and thought Catherine Hardwicke did an excellent job adapting what seemed…
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