Category: Verdict: 1.5
Though some parts are effective, major conceptual problems make the piece impossible to recommend.
10 Things I Hate about You (1999)
Please find below ten things I hate about 10 Things I Hate about You. One: the hype. Quite why 10 Things I Hate about…
After Earth (2013)
Much will be said of M. Night Shyamalan managing once again to deliver the worst movie of the summer, and, sure enough, as both…
Battle of the Year (2013)
Ever since Step Up 3D took the world by storm in 2010, Hollywood producers have assaulted us with the likes of Go for It…
Charlie’s Angels 1.01: Angel with a Broken Wing
The challenge with pilots is they’ve got such specific remits the writers can’t afford to get creative. Characters and contexts may vary, but the…
Cinderella (2015)
It’s become so fashionable of late to pan the old Disney hits for their outdated gender dynamics. To me, that’s like calling Citizen Kane…
Devil (2010)
M. Night Shyamalan’s Devil from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan has all the markings of an M. Night Shyamalan production, including his name…
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
Before Hellraiser made the straight-to-video jump, Hellraiser: Bloodline was known as both the most and least ambitious entry in the series, literally reaching for…
Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)
Hellraiser: Hellseeker boasts the long awaited return of Kirsty Cotton (Ashley Laurence), the plucky protagonist from Hellraiser (1987) and Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988). In…
Parker (2013)
It occurs to me that Jason Statham only stars in two kinds of movies, largely in equal measure: moronic B-grade action flicks like The…
Rocky IV (1985)
If Rocky III (1982) lacks a heart, Rocky IV is missing a brain. This movie is so stupid it’s got a robot in it,…
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