Tag: Kristen Stewart

Five movies in, I finally get what The Twilight Saga is all about. Folk have made a big deal out of its promoting abstinence,…

One day, they’re going to milk the cow so dry grade schools will give out pasteurised bovine spit at recess. Allow me to explain….

Well, somebody’s read Tanith Lee’s White as Snow! By “somebody”, I mean the heads of three separate studios, each of which spent the last…

Let’s cut to the chase. Is The Twilight Saga: Eclipse any good? Well, sort of. Twilight (2008) was a solid movie. Its first sequel,…

Some of you may remember I quite liked the first Twilight (2008) movie and thought Catherine Hardwicke did an excellent job adapting what seemed…

Nature’s a funny thing. As some of you know, I have a penis, which means it’s a matter of primal law that I reject…