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Don’t F with the Original: From Dusk Till Dawn

All right, ramblers, let’s get rambling! To commemorate the premiere of From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series on El Rey, Nick and Dimitri review the 1996 splatter fest that started

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Don’t F with the Original: Embrace of the Vampire

Anchor Bay just released a straight-to-video remake of Embrace of the Vampire, so Nick and Dimitri discuss Anne Goursaud’s 1995 vampire thriller, largely known for

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 2.5

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012)

Five movies in, I finally get what The Twilight Saga is all about. Folk have made a big deal out of its promoting abstinence,…

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Posted in Movie Franchise Review Verdict: 3.0

The Twilight Saga (2008-2012)

Ironically, the thing I like the most about vampires is that I couldn’t care less about them. What the nastier Twilight (2008) detractors out…

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Contributor Picks: Vampires

As many of you surely suspect, Santa Claus is an age-old Nosferatu that’s grown fat from preying on our children’s limitless imagination and unapologetic…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 3.5

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

I’ve argued for some time now that vampires are the new unicorn: a fantasy creation that appeals to the female psyche specifically and leaves…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 3.0

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011)

One day, they’re going to milk the cow so dry grade schools will give out pasteurised bovine spit at recess. Allow me to explain….

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 2.0

The Moth Diaries (2012)

Already, before her film has even come out, a number of gore hounds, guys in particular, have accused Mary Harron of further diluting the…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 3.5

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

Let’s cut to the chase. Is The Twilight Saga: Eclipse any good? Well, sort of. Twilight (2008) was a solid movie. Its first sequel,…

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Posted in Movie Review Verdict: 1.0

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

Some of you may remember I quite liked the first Twilight (2008) movie and thought Catherine Hardwicke did an excellent job adapting what seemed…

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